I had a lot of quality time with my toilet today after consuming nearly two pounds of vegetables, several pieces of fresh fruit and drinking two Swamp Thing smoothies. I now rename today Ass Wednesday.
I had a lot of quality time with my toilet today after consuming nearly two pounds of vegetables, several pieces of fresh fruit and drinking two Swamp Thing smoothies. I now rename today Ass Wednesday.
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Sounds appropriate to me!
Ass long as you don't rub it on your forehead.
What? No photos?
I did look at stock photos for something appropriate, but I came up empty.
I lost three pounds my first day. And you people think I'm not full of shit!
I'd write more but I gotta runs...
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