Today is a banner day. I, Shannon Sinanian, of questionable mind and hungry body, corrected my father on a math problem. That’s right. The English major caught a mathematical error made by the former computer programmer and data analyst, the Man, the Legend – my Dad.
Thursday, February 23, 2012
Wednesday, February 22, 2012
Ash Wednesday
I had a lot of quality time with my toilet today after consuming nearly two pounds of vegetables, several pieces of fresh fruit and drinking two Swamp Thing smoothies. I now rename today Ass Wednesday.
Day one
In preparation of my new eating habits, I bought the entire grocery store.
This is the rest that I hadn’t unpacked yet:
As you can imagine I had to do a massive fridge clean out and employ some creative thinking to make all this stuff fit.
I think putting all of this away counted as my exercise of the day, although I couldn’t find “unloading groceries” in my fitness app.
I woke up this morning and blended myself up a concoction of strawberries, peaches, apples, ground flax seed and spinach. Looks delicious, don’t you think?
Halfway through drinking my breakfast, my stomach started gurgling and rolling like angry river rapids. I’m certain that Mount Vesuvius will erupt from my, ahem, body as the angry Spinach Gods wreak havoc on my intestines.
Posts
